Dad Life from Church on the Move on Vimeo.

Here are 10 things you’ll never hear a Dad say:

1.  Whaddya wanna go and get a job for?  I make plenty of money for you to spend.

2.  Here honey, you use the remote.

3.  I noticed that all your friends have a certain “up yours” attitude . . . I like that.

4.  Here’s my credit card and the keys to the car – go crazy.

5.  What do you mean you wanna play football?  Figure skating not good enough for you, son?

6.  Your Mom and I are going away for the weekend . . . you might want to think about throwing a party.

7.  I don’t know what’s wrong with your car.  Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies – you know – that makes it run or something.  Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

8.  No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring – now quit complaining and let’s go to the mall.

9.  Let’s watch the Oxygen Channel tonight.

10.  Honey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.

A few objectionable words, but none-the-less interesting:

chat roulette from Casey Neistat on Vimeo.

Raising four boys I enjoyed these – and have even done a few, unintentionally, of course.

10. Teach him the secret male ritual of leaving the toilet seat up and the toilet paper roll empty.

9. Have a ceremony where you give him his own remote control.

8. Lead him through an afternoon of rigorous physical training in the back yard while you sit in a lawn chair with chips and dip.

7. Eat until you’re about to burst and then ride the Screamin’ Hurler roller coaster.

6. Put cream on his face and let the dog shave him with its tongue.

5. Walk behind him through his school halls yelling, “You da man!”

4. Send him to the local discount store to buy mom’s “personal things.”

3. Give him Grandma’s lime green Ford Pinto with personalized license plates that say, “TUFFGUY.”

2. Send the womenfolk shopping, then get out your secret Old Yeller video and have a good cry together.

1. Shot put catching.

Tip of the hat to Greg Shore

Two of mankind’s greatest inventions, together at last!

iPad + Velcro from Jesse Rosten on Vimeo.

The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University … Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.

The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!

1.  This is this cat.
2.  This is is cat.
3.  This is how cat.
4.  This is to cat.
5.  This is keep cat.
6.  This is an cat.
7.  This is old cat.
8.  This is fart cat.
9.  This is busy cat.
10.  This is for cat.
11.  This is forty cat.
12.  This is seconds cat.

Scroll down . . . .

Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down

Pretty cool stop motion video.  Tip of the hat: Greg Shore