6 Grahams You’d Rather See Run For President Than Lindsey Graham

December 27, 2014

From Mollie Hemingway over at The Federalist:

Here are six other Grahams you’d probably rather see run for the highest office in the land before Lindsey Graham.

Heather Graham: She was great as Rollergirl in Boogie Nights but also as Daisy in the satire Bowfinger. She’s a children’s rights activist and a sex symbol.

Franklin Graham: This evangelist and missionary is president of Samaritan’s Purse, an international Christian relief organization. He’s also Billy Graham’s son.

Alexander Graham Bell: Technically not eligible to run for president on account of only being a naturalized citizen and also on account of being dead, he invented the telephone. He was an out and proud eugenicist, but so is Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, so he might be able to pick up her supporters.

The telegram: A message or communication sent by telegraph may be outdated, yes, but it is still far more useful than Lindsey Graham.

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One response to 6 Grahams You’d Rather See Run For President Than Lindsey Graham

  1. Lindsay Graham is a world-class dip-sh*t. If he were not a pliable member of the United States senate, no rational person would want his opinion on anything.